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A girl asked to hujur:can i kiss my lover?hujur:astagfirrullah.then the girl asked to hujur:can i kiss my boy friend?hujur nauzubilla.at last the girl asked to the hujur:can i kiss to u?hujur:subhanallah.?
A WHITE COUPLE had a BLACK BABY.So,husband didn't beleive that it's his baby.Husband:Why the baby is BLACK?Wife:I was hot,U was hot.So,the baby has burnt! ?
Aeroplane asked to Rocket: "we both fly in the sky but why are u faster than me?" Rocket answered: Khankir pola,Bogay agun lagle bujhbi."..... ?
Call me urgently a bad news for u. R u so shocked.I am just joking send it to another&saw how many fool will call u without reading this full sms.
Fill in these gaps by yes or no. __i have no brain. __i have no sense. __i m a stupid. __i m a fool.
I m ur real FRIEND if u give me 1, I'll return u 10. if u give me a pen, i'll return u a poem, If u give me a girl FRIEND, i'll return her with some children.?
Its sad that... Inzamam doesn't understand english. Once a commentator asked,"hey inzamam ur wife had baby last week, is ths true ? Inzamam said,'Bismillahir Rahmanir rahim. 1st of all i thank 2 allah & then credit goes 2 all boys of pakistan team. They realy wrkd hard, espcialy Afridi done very well !'
KISS ME ! KISS ME ! KISS ME PLEASE ! Don't b so excited, acuttly KISS means> K-KICHU I-INTERESTING S-SMS S-SEND KORO So,give me a lot of "KISS"
R u MALE or FEMALE ? Ans k liye niche dekho... . . . . . . . Beakooff, Mobile Nahi, Tumhare Niche Dekho...!!!
When i sleep.I need you.i can't sleep without you.i feel you.i love you.Oh my lovely balish.
You have received a New Voice SMS from 8801722090084. Dial *0* to retrieve. To send a New Voice SMS, dial * followed by the receiver's GP Number, Thanks.
If they say GOOD LOOKS could KILL, then please dont look at me! I dont wanna see you die!
Hum chlormint kio khaate Hai? Q ki 5 STAR Dairymilk Perk Kitkat aur Munch 50 paise me nahi ate hai! Ab dubara mat puchna..
Think u r sitting in front of computer, what wil computr think? Intel inside mental Outside
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
Gulab to Gulab hai Chahe use tum sone ke kunde me rkho ya mitti ke Dost to aap hamare ho Chahe aap central jail me raho ya pagal khane me
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window.. I look down & den.. i lauf again
If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word .. MOI!!
Gunde ke beta orals me fail hua bap se bola un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magr apun b teri aulad he sala muh tak nahi khola.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, Im vaccinated!
980 GIRL Mama can I wear jeans. Mama no beta log kia kahng ge. 2006 GIRL Mama can I wear miny skirts Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen
Girl: Meri ek ek saans pe Ladke marte hai Boy: Achhi wali tothpaste istmal kar, phir aisa nahi Hoga .
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation I may not be your COKE, only the real thing or your NIDO, worlds no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I wont let you down.
I really deeply wish tat u r here I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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