Fuler sourov, Sada megh, Akasher nilima, Himel haoa, Nodir kolotan,.... Valolaga aro onek kichur tane, Din katuk bondhu tomar tomar hashi r gaane.
100 ta rater tara,100 ta ful,100 ta nadir buke torongo bekul,100 ta manuser 100 ta mon,tari maje 2mi amar priyo 1jon.
7up tumar, khali butol amar. Ful tumar kata amar. prem tumar tenson amar. Oshuk tumar betha amar. kotha tumar sur amar. Tumi amar r ami tumar..
Ador kore message dilam,Joton kore rekho.Amar kotha mone hole inbox khule dekho.Valo jodi lage 2mar DRAFT-e jayga dio,Na lagile DELETE chepe bilin kore nio. -Vule jeo-........
Aj amar khub ecche korche je ami Tomak Sujog bujhe Aka nirjone Ekta.... K Ki KisS KisSs KisSsa sunai BIRAL or EDURer!!!
Ak din hoito chole jabo pritibir ses simanay se din o dekbe tumi aci tumar kinarai sriti hoito bolbe kota bolbo nako. moner tore buje nio tumar bondu chilam .
Akas tumake nilima dite pare Nodi tumake mohona dite pare Pahar tumake jhorna dite pare Chad tumake purnima dite pare Ami tumake dite pari onek_onek duoa.
Akase meger anagona/tar maje aki alpona.Moner maduri diye aki alpona/jar maje sob thake kolpona.Akechi akta gadar chobi/ja kina tor e proticchobi. Bujle to.
Akash jure brishti,R brishti veja mon.Mon chaiche khushi thakuk amar poricitojon.Nil Ronger akash akhon meghe dhaka kalo,Ami asi valo,tumi kemon bolo?
"Amar akash ta tomay dibo,tomar akasher megh tuku ami nebo.Omabossa ta thak amari,r joshna tuku roilo tomar jonno..
Ami PAHAR,Tumi PORBAT Ami CHINI,Tumi SHARBAT Ami GAAN,Tumi KOTHA Ami TORU,Tumi LOTA Ami HIRA,Tumi MUKTA & Ami BAAG,Tumi KITA?
AmiAkash hole Chad ta ditam, Megh hole Bristi Namatam, Pakhi hole Gaan sunatam, Ful hole Sourav Choratam. Ki korbo Manushto tai DoChok Vore Sopno dilam.
Bristy veja amar akash....monta tai udas...udas megher shate misti kothon...dui nayan a ojhor srabon...ami ache jemon temon...bolo,tumi acho kamon??valo tako sarakon...for ajad.?
CHAYE KE CUP SE UTTHE DHUYE MEIN AAP KI SHAKAL NAZAR AATI HAI. AAP KE KHAYALON MEIN KHO KAR AKSAR MERE CHAYE THANDI HO JAATI HAI ...... ! !! ...... ?
Din jay din ashe, Keu dure keu kase, Karo moon elomelo, Karo moon khub valo, Rat gelo din elo, Notun surjo deka dilo, "Brother" tumi balo teko suke teko..
Din jodi chole jay digonter kase, Rat jodi chole jay tarar deshe, Ful jodi jhore jay diner sesha, Pakhi jodi ure jay klanto hoa, Ami tobu theke jabo bondu hoye.
Gulko gulshan mubarak sayar ko sairy mubarak, chand ko chandni muba rak fulko khusbo mubarak, dil ko dilruba mubarak asioko mehbuba mubarak Romioko juliet mubarak tumhare dost ki taraf se tumhe eid mubarak.*
In this year our aim like AKTEL "Clearly ahead"our friendship like BANGLALINK "Aajibon meyad" Our relation like GRAMEENPHONE "Durotto jotoi hok kachey tako.
JHIR JHIRE BATASHE EK JHAK SHUVRO CHORIYE... JHORA TORUTE NOTUN KORE SHOBUJ TIP PORE... DHORA NOTUN RUP'E SHEJE SHOBAIKE JANIYE DEBE... 'AJ BOSHONTO'. ?
Jodi shopno hotam tahole tumar gume uki martam,jodi akash hotam tahole tumake briste ditam r jodi mon hotam tahole tumar maze boso-bas kortam. Bye...
Kanay koy asmana jay kanny korsa ? Langray koy mag ayla ami ak dura barit jaymu ? Bubay lakea janay ami hobo selpe atura koy nasto eta ketaba ?
Kicu kotha orthohin, kicu chawa simahin, kicu pawa samanno, kicu suk oisorgik, kicu kosto ochena, kicu batha ononto, kicu mon anmona, kicu prem onabìl, kicu bissas ononto, kicu tumi cena, kicu tumi kub ocena.... bondu valo thako.
Kisu Meg Eka. Kisu Bristy Ojor. Kisu Alo Beborno. Kisu Rat Nirgum. Kisu Adar Ononto. Kisu Kosto Ferari. Kisu Asha Opurno. Kisu Relation Obinossor like i & u.
Life is a road, Cross it. Life is a car, drive it. Life is a concert, enjoy it.Life is a mad horse, control it.Life is our friendship, belive it... Take care.
Oghor ghum,chokh mele takatei ki jeno vese utlo.Janalata khultei-Eki?sunali surjo tar sio kironmala pathieche amr kache,pakhir kolkakoli,nodir kolokolo dhoni,vromorer gunjon,vatiali sur,charidikhe sobuj r sobuj,-A sudhu amake ghire,jeno amar jonno.Sob miley diner suruta khub valo laglo. Taito ei dinti ami tumakei dilam. Tumi valo theko eito amar asa........ )(
Raat shundor chad utle.din shundor shurjo dakle.bagan shundor ful futle.shopno shundor purno hole.jibon shundor tumader motho friend takle.
RAINBOW is special for SKY. SKY is special for STAR. STAR is special for MOON. U r special FRIEND for me. Wish a memorable HAPPY BIRTH DAY YEAR'08 Stay fine.?
Somoy hok bestotapurno, Mon hok valobasapurno, Jibon hok anandopurno, Prithibe hok kostosunno, Bondhutto ta hok sara jiboner jonno.
SOPONE ASBO SMS AR MOTO HR RIDOYA THAKBO RINGTONE AR MOTO. BONDUTTO SES HOBENA BALLANCE AR MOTO.PASHE PASE THAKBA NETWORK AR MOTO.
Sraboner haway dula surovi kashful, nodir dukul tai anonde bekul. Ek chilta rud r ektu khani alo, r kichu chai na.sudhu bolta chai thako onek valo."Suvo Ratri".
bhalobashi tomai ami,bhalobeshe tomai korchi ami paglami. tomai sms pathate amar lage bhalo,tumi amar jibone ondhokarer alo!!
Aber jode bristi ase,
ami e 2mer prothom hobo,
lepte jawea sharir moto,
2mer gaea joria robo
Aber jode rodrou utha,
Megh kete jay moner,
Ami 2mer song-ge hobo,
Bono fulo boner.
Ami akhon ondhokare megh legese chade,
Tobu amer bashori mon 2mer jonno kade
Amer shoke soriea dio,
joba fuler lal,
Bondu ami 2mer nishi,
Jagbo chiro kal
Ami 2mer bondu hobo,
Bristi veja sharir moto,
Suddho jol a saner moto
Happy friendship day
Ami 2mer bondu hobo,
Shiuli fota vorer moto,
Dupur rode boter moto,
Rater ga-a tarer moto
Ami 2mer bondu hobo,
Jol er nicha cha-ear moto,
Nokshi tola kathar moto,
Shit ar rate omer moto
Roj sokale rodh pohate,
2mer bare jay,
Doro bondu amer ghore,
Shiter katha nay
Sara shohor khuje beray,
2mer jode dekha pay,
Chokh bujlay e 2may dekhi,
Khulle dekhi 2me nay.
Akhane okhane japito jibone,
Tumul bristi houk,
Betitha rodhone biroho bijone,
Futuk premer surjalok
Paglagarode ek pagoler oparetion hobe. Doctor, nurse shobai prostut. Kintu pagolta ekhono prostut hoy ni. Karon she ekhon amar sms-ta porte besto.
ki shundor chokhgulo tomar. Ki mishti konthho tomar. Ki shundor chehara tomar. Khoda tomake emoni baniechhen je mone hoy- sheora gachh theke bujhi kono petni neme eshechhe.
Eta ekta jadu. Tomar mobile er down key char bar chapo, tumi Aishwaria Rai ke tomar mobile dekhte pabe. Hay khoda ajo manush toke bekub banay?
Taragulor shothhik shongkha gune ber koro, tomar mongol hobe. ************ ************** Kire bekub pathha? Dine- dupure tare gunchhish kenore?
Jodi amar ekta camera thakto, ami tomar hashi, tomar smriti, tomar protiti muhurter chhobi tultam. Ar rakhtam...... amar............. rannaghore. Indurder bhoy dekhate.
Ekta banorer tinta bachcha achhe. 1st ta khela korchhe, 2nd ta kola khachchhe ar 3rd ta holo she, je ei sms porchhe. Kire bandor kemon asot?
Ore kharaper roshogolla, paper borfi, beimanir laddu, haramir chamcham, bodmayeshir payesh, dhokabazir shorbot, miththa kothar roshomalai- tumi na jaaa mishti!
Allah beheshter janala khule amake dekhe jiggesh korlen, ajker dine tomar chahida ki? Ami bollam, he khoda doya kore shei shundor manushtar ichchha puron korun je amar sms ta porchhe.
Jol pore- Pata nore, Moha GOBET SMS pore. Ore BEKUB rego-na, mobile chure felo-na. Ei SMS porbe Joto, Buddhi hobe Gorur moto.
20 ta bosor dhore mon diea pora suna kore,
R parchina guru, sai j patsala theke suru.
Parar joto chele chilo, sobar ghore bou elo.
Ma bole mon dia por, somoy hole tui o badhbi ghor.
O re ar parchina guru, sai j patsala theke suru.
Obosese mayer doa puron holo, ghore amar futfute bou elo.
Ful sojja rate, ak Gusso ful hate,
Bou k sudhai, amar jibone tumie prothom,
tomar jibone ami ki tai? bou hese bole,
R parchina guru sei j patsala theke suru!
Teacher: "Hasa" er English Ki ?
Student: LaF (Laugh)
Teacher: Good, Hasa-Hasi English ?
Student: LaFa-LaFi
Teacher: What 
Chadni Raat A: Soytan Gaan Gay, Iblish Tobla Bajay, Pori Ra Nache, Bandor Mula Chabay, Bekub Ra Mobile A Kotha Bole, Ahammok Ra Ghumay.Anyway "2mi Ato Rat A Mobile Nia Ki Koro?" 2me Kon Ta?
Ami 5ti machi merechi tar moddhe 3ti machi gents, and 2ti machi ladies akhon apnader prosno thakte pare "gents-ladies ami ki vabe chinlam" tai na? ta hole sunun, 3ti machi bose-chilo seving crimer upor, R baki 2ti chilo lipsticker upor.
Jekhane bondhutto, shekhane valolaga.
Jekhane valolaga, shekhane valobasha.
Jekhane valobasha, shekhane prem.
Jekhane prem, shekhane bicched.
Jekhane bicched, shekhane batha.
Ar jekhane batha, shekhane Tiger Bum.
Desh bepi "NARI", "PURUSH" Digital jorip cholse.
Apni "NARI" hole amer number'a 10 tk R "PURUSH" hole 20 tk pathan. "HIJRA"hole plz tk pathaben na, amrai Bujhe nibo. Desher 1st Digital jorip Kaje help korun, Digital Bangladesh gorun.
Jokhon sukh gulo aral hobe,
kacher manus por hobe,
kosto gulo pichu nebe,
chader alo nevy jabe,
sopno gulo venge jabe,
Tokhono hat barea dibo,
bolobo-GHASH GULO KHA!!
Dokhiner janalay jokhon khub eka thaki,
Obelay meg kore, bristi name,
tokhon khub icche kore jante,
Ekhono 2mi ki ager motoi bisanay hishu koro?
bangla film:
past: chere de shoitan, deho pabi to mon pabi na!
present: chere de shoitan,deho pabi kin2 moja pabi na!
future: chup kor shoitan, mon chaile mon pabi - deho chaile deho, sobi hobe ogochore - janbe na keho.
In a party center, a boy get PROKITIR DAK & asked a girl-
Boy: Excuse me apu, poshrab korar jaygata dekhaben?
Girl: Ja dusto! 2mer ta age dekhaw tarpor amer ta!
Amar basay kal tumar daoyat, tumar jonno ja ja korechi ta holo....
1)Tela Poka Chor-Chori.
2)Idurer Kabab. 3)Tiktikir jhol.
4)Mosha Vaji. 5)Masi Fry.
6)Chika Soup. 7)Snake Fried Rice.
8)Kechor Nudols. 9)Kaoya Biriyani.
10)Cats Bergar. 11)Beji vegetable Rolles. 12)Beng Vaja
Asbe kintu.........!!!!
Jode kum kum mekha sajale nijeke,
Apon madhuri ongge,
Bondu 2mer pother sathe k,
Nebe ki 2mer song-ge.
Kisu chondo vashey thake,
Kisu thake mone,
Bose asi 2mer ashay,
Ramner fulo bone.
Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amije Na Pai Vebe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura…
Aager Moto E Badbo amai Nikhad Premer Dura
Ki vabe vulbo Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Bhabana Jure,
Ki Bhabe Jete Di Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Dehho Jure!!
Joto Bhalobasa Peyechi 2mar Kach Thake;
Dustu Ai Mon Chai Aro Besi Pete;
Ki Jani Tomar Modhe Ki Achhe;
ai Mon Chai 2mak Aro Besi Kase Pete.
Khusbhu Er Moto Tomar Modhe Miliye Jabo;
Sukun Hoye Tomar Hridoy Vore Debo;
Anubhab Kore Khusite Thakbe;
Jokhon Amay Mone Korbe;
Hariya Jabo Jadin Ami
Porbe Amai Mone
Ek Fota Jol Asthe Dio
Tomar Choker Kone
Sedin Jotoi Dakbe Amai
Debona Ami Sara
hoea jabo sedin ami
Nil Akasher tara.
Jani Na Kal Kothai Robe,
Sriti gulu rekhe jabe,
Dur akase chad ar alo,
Bondu tome theko valo
tumi amar borshar bristi,
tomai chara ki kore kori
nobo jiboner srishti??
ame ak rate sopna deklam tumi ulonggo hoe rastaey douraitaso .Ta dekha ekti kukur hastasa.Ami kukur atka jiggasa korlam tui hastaso kano.Kukur bollo ,ami jibona prothom kono prani dheklam jar lez samna.
wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato?
hus: kija bolo na tome?
wife: ame pragrant
husb: ata to kusir khobor
wofe:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae
Akdin ak mayea Razaker huzur ke jiggas korlo,
Kono sele ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Naozbillah
tayle kono lok ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Astagfirullah
Apnake chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Jee, Bismillah.
O sms gie amar salam bolish. Save korle dhonnobad dish. Delit korle pashani bolish ar jodi na pore to sms charge nie nish.
Chumo holo premer chabi. Prem holo bier tala. Bie holo bachcha- kachchar baxo.. Ar bachcha- holo Bangladesher shomoshsha (population). Tai chumo khaoa theke biroto thako.
Ami pathore tomar nam likhlam, ar pathorta khoye gelo. Ami kagoje tomar nam likhlam, ar kagojta chhire gelo. Ami hreedoye tomar nam likhlam, ar amar "HEART ATTACK" hoye gelo!!!
Ami thhik korechhilam, tomake prithibir shobcheye shundor ebong mishti upoharta pathhabo. Kintu postman chitkar kore bollo,...ber hooo haramjada postbox theke.
2mi ekhon ki korchho, bolbo? Boi porchho? Na, na! gun shunchho? Uhu! Tv dekhchho? Nah! Yaah, dhore felechhi-- ! Amar sms porchho. Oh, ekhon tumi hashchho. Hashte thako.
Shundori tumi hote paro, tai bole amio dekhte kharap noi. Shurommo dalane tumi thaktei paro, tai bole amio pother bhikheri noi. Bhalobeshar por bolchho je tumi bibahita, kan khule shune nao amio bachelor noi
Mone achhe shei dintir kotha, jhir-jhir hawa boichhilo, train ta platform-e darolo, tumi amay dekhle, ami ekta close-up hashi dilam, tumi guti paye kachhe ele ar bolle Allahrwaste kichhu dengo baba!
Jail officer:Jail khaner vitore jara ase tara sobay durdanto chalak,tome control korte parbe ta?
Chakuri parthi: parbona mane? Beshi tere bere korle gar dore jail theke ber kore dibo.
Nate: Nana, 2mer boyos koto?
Nana: kure bsor.
Nate: bolo ki? Matro 20 bosor?
Nana: er beshi je ami gunte pare na.
Gonak: apne komse kom 100 bosor bachben,
Man: jodi na bache?
Gonak: ta hole ase amer 2 gale 2 ta char marben.
Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbe
Chakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.
Chakuridata: keno?
Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible.
Sota bon: vi, ma bolsen tume koyta mas doreso bolte?
Boro vi: make gia bol, porer masta dorte parle 1 ta hobe.
Roge: Dakter sab,amake kukure kamrayse.
Doctor: apne janen na je amar roge dekhar somoy 4-8 ta.
Roge: ami ta jane,kintu oi hotochora kukur ta ar ota jane na.
Same: 2me ki vebeso ami gadha?
Wife: ate vabavabir ta kisu dekse na!
Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro.
Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo?
Matal: kire tor abba koy?
Boy: ki dorker?
Matal: ai talgasta chayte ailam, ata dia akta hater lathi banabo.
Boy: ai gasta abba mesowak korar jonno rekhe diease.
Ist friend: kire! Ai samanna agate akdom kahil! ak soptaho dore akber o gorer bahire jassis na je?
2nd friend: na, mane, je trak ta amake dakka dieasilo seter gaea lekha silo aber dekha hobe.
